if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
(via velma-dear)

no but really, if someone is genuinely happy without you in their life. Let them go. Maybe its for the best.
my work scheduled me a 12 hour shift tomorrow and I want to die. Like who does that, that’s so rude. Whatever imma drink dis bottle of wine ANYWAY.
