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fappuclno:

Slow down, grab the wall, wiggle like you trynna make yo ass fall off

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via evemazing)

Anonymous asked:
Would you kindly crush my head with your thighs?

500 dollars

"…and you drink a little too much and try a little too hard. And you go home to a cold bed and think, ‘That was fine’. And your life is a long line of fine."

Gillian Flynn (via uglypnis)

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foodchewer:

*gets arrested for being too cool*

(via j4wbreaker)

cheers

snugs with this handsome boy

after work selfie

I finally got a fucking phone, after 5 months of not having one. But lost all my contacts. Boo

internetmessiah:

I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.

(via pizza)

harryedward:

is he cute or is he just tall????  a real question yall need to ask yourselves 

(via pizza)